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Lyberty. Yes, a splash page is old fashioned, but its been a tradition here since 1999. Disclaimer I, Donna Anderson and Metal Sludge, will not be held accountable for any misinformation reported here. If you hook up with any of these men and they dont live up to expectations, do not blame me Whats big to one girl is small to another, and vice versa. One girls shit is another girls treasure. This is a basic guideline of what you can possibly expect. Circumstances may vary from girl to girl. I dont want any of my girls being mislead. So if you find a report you disagree with, let me know Also, I did not sleep with all these guys So dont ask. Tobin Esperance Papa Roach. He has a 6 inch dick that is a chocolately brown color. He has oral talent and will go down before, during and after sex. It comes in handy because the actual sex is treachery. He doesnt like to use condoms and he is constantly drunk or stoned so the breath isnt the greatest. Is also known to lie about his age, but will give you his home phone number and take you out to eat. Anthony Esposito Ex Lynch Mob. Average size and lacks passion. Wont allow himself to be massaged and claims he slept with Madonna twice. Hes ok to sleep with all night, but you have to get him coffee and cigarettes to get him out of bed in the morning. Mark Fain Ex Chlorine. Mark has a 7 inch cock and loves his balls sucked. On a scale of 1 to 1. Marc Ferrari Ex Keel, Medicine Wheel Marc is a decent lay but nothing to write home about. However, he has hair growing out of the side of his shaft, so be careful if you are going down on him Dani Filth Cradle Of Filth. Despite being a tiny person he had a huge cock, about 9 inches. Good fuck, loves having his face sat on and is insistant that the woman comes. Likes to bite too Flea Red Hot Chili Peppers. Flea may seem the scruffy second choice to Anthony, but hes very attractive and intense in one hard compact package. He is highly intelligent, sensitive, a great writer and has a beautiful, extremely rock hard cock of well proportioned length and width. Can stay rock hard for a while. Incredibly intense building and fluidity. Robb Flynn Machine Head. About 5 or 6 inches, but its rather skinny. Anthony Focx Beautiful Creatures. Anthony is about 8 12 9 inches and thick Hes great at oral and doesnt expect anything in return. He shags like a rabbit in heat and likes to cuddle as well, but beware of his infamous fog machine Plus hes been known to lie about his age. He was born in 1. Ace Frehley Kiss This was taken right off our Gossip Board on Ace Good points AWESOME kisser, fairly decent size, good looking dick, not ugly. Made sure I finished too, which is rare in a rocker Pretty good going down too. Not so good points hes fairly passive made me do all the work liked to be on bottom pretty quiet I like a guy who makes a little noise Not much for the seduction scene pretty much just jumped into it. Over all it was a pretty good experience i give it a 7Derek Frigo Ex Enuff Z Nuff Derek is hung nicely and into foreplay and all that. Hes back to wearing hair extensions and of course enjoys his krell. Fuzz Disturbed. Fuzz has a slightly above average dick and is into aggressive fucking. Likesto spank asses and is very into anything involving the anus Also known to be a dick and incredibly self absorbed, as well as wearing extremly tight pants. Kevin Gale Slik Toxik. Kevin has a 8 to 9 inch cock and loves to receive oral more than give it, and when he does give it, hes average. Generally will last a few minutes during intercourse. Burton Gans Pist. On Very kinky with a large cock, and also is an ass man. Can be a dick when drunk, so watch out. Paul Geary Ex Extreme A little on the small side and a quick shooter. Prefers quickie blowjobs and doesnt return the favors. Shaun Glass Soil. Extremely lacking in both length width. Steve Gorman Black Crowes Believe it or not, this guy can supposedly put TOMMY LEE to shame Hes great in bed and will even take you to breakfast the next morning. So not only are you getting laid, but your getting fed I better get a meal if Im going to get stretched out with that hog Word has it he is a total sweetheart. Ben The Ghoul Graves. He has a great cock. About 8 12 inches and the perfect girth though. Dlna Streaming Windows Server 2012 more. He loves huge tits fake or real, and he will fuck your tits for hours if you let him. He is a really nice guy, too. Derrick Green Sepultura. Chad Grey Mudvayne. He supposedly wont fuck because hes married, but will let you blow him. Maybe he thinks thats not cheating. About 7 to 8 inches long. Tracii Guns L. A. Guns, Brides Of Destruction. We were told that on a scale of 1 1. Traci has an 1. 1 He puts the Guns in L. A Guns Amazing lay with a nice big cock, about 8 12 inches with a nice girth too. Christopher Hall Stabbing Westward. This dude is quite well endowed for such a little guy It was also told to me that he knows exactly what hes doing and canwill go down on a girl for quite a long time But I havent experienced it first hand. Tom Hamilton Aerosmith. Much to the chagrin of naive fans, he definitely participates in groupie activities He tends to like brunettes his wife is one and is VERY flirty and articulate. He is very discreet about his encounters. His cock is about 8 inches and is average in thickness. Tom is very good orally, likes foreplay and insists on using a condom safety first. He is also very nice to you the next morning. If you are attractive and intelligent, he will hang out with you and possibly look you up the next time he is in the area. Very nice and gentlemanly. Jeff Hanneman Slayer. He loves eating pussy about as much as he loves getting head from girls. His cock is pretty decentits got a slight Bill Clinton curve to it. Word on the street is hes about 7 to 8 inches long and somewhat slender. Once things go from oral to regular sex, hes a doggie man. He also insists on condoms and hes big on fondling tits while hes pounding away. He seems to care about making sure you have some fun too. Jesse Harte Ex Southgang. While a cutie back in the day, Jesses dick is somewhat on the small side. Hes very selfish and wants it his way. When hes done, hes done. He will go down on a chick but only has average skills. One girl said that he has no morals and will sleep with anything, but that sort of describes almost any guy in a band Dexter Holland The Offspring. Dexter is hung like a horse and is kinda kinky in bed. Loves to eat pussy and can fuck like a madman. Missionary position bores him and will have you flipping like a pancake. Somebody youll have fun with. Jason Hook Ex Bullet. Boys, Vince Neil Band. Jasons hook is about 9 12 longA very nice guy who will make sure that you are comfortable, though reports say he has some very strange sexual behaviors. Mark Hoppus Blink 1. He has an average size weiner of about 6 inches. He prefers blow jobs over sex but isnt selfish. Gives pretty good oral. Stet Howland Ex WASPGreat toungue technique, nice penis around 7 12.